IDW Transformers Prime - Rage of the Dinobots : Covers by Ken Christiansen
Victorian house in Arcata, Ca
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing … kill yourself.
No, no, no it’s just a little thought. I’m just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they’ll take root - I don’t know. You try, you do what you can.
Seriously though, if you are, do.
Aaah, no really, there’s no rationalization for what you do and you are Satan’s little helpers.
Okay - kill yourself - seriously.
You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously.
No this is not a joke, you’re going, “there’s going to be a joke coming,” there’s no fucking joke coming.
You are Satan’s spawn filling the world with bile and garbage.
You are fucked and you are fucking us.
It’s the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself.
I know all the marketing people are going, “he’s doing a joke…” there’s no joke here whatsoever.
Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don’t care how you do it.
Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations. Machi… Whatever, you know what I mean.
I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, “Oh, you know what Bill’s doing, he’s going for that anti-marketing dollar. That’s a good market, he’s very smart.”
Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags!
"Ooh, you know what Bill’s doing now, he’s going for the righteous indignation dollar. That’s a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We’ve done research - huge market. He’s doing a good thing."
Goddammit, I’m not doing that, you scum-bags!
Quit putting a goddamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!
“Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill’s very bright to do that.”
God, I’m just caught in a fucking web.
"Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar…"
How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like fucking babies at night, don’t you?
Love this man
Today’s hottest club is “Maize” located in the middle of a rotting corn field. This place has everything: Can shaped cranberry sauce, giblet neckties, an Italian guy dressed up as a sad Native American and what’s that over there? An old lady with a Turkey? No it’s Robin Williams dressed as Mrs.Doubtfire holding an overly tan midget.
Two scientists are studying volcanoes and had to gather field research. As they are teetering on the edge of an active volcano collecting data, one scientist says to the other “Infomercial.” The other scientist cries out as he had no choice but to fuck up whatever he is doing and accidentally pushes the first scientist off the edge and into the volcano. “Look what you made me do.” He whispers, tears running down his face.
The eplaination is AWESOME! -Miss
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